Sophia: Just settled back into her crib after a nice meal (not crying!)
Jan: Getting back into bed after feeding Sophia
Jeff: Snoring...as usual
Jan: "Can you roll over so you don't snore?"
Jeff: "I need to save her."
Jan: "What?"
Jeff: "I need to save her if she cries."
Jan: "So why can't you roll over?"
Jeff: "If she cries, I need to go save her, but I don't have a nipple that gives her milk."
Jan: "Ok..."
Jeff: "Ugh..." rolls over, "My nipple can't give her milk to calm her."
Jan: "I still don't see how this prevents you from rolling over."
Jeff: Clearly defeated rolls over and stops snoring
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