The end of spam as we know it!

If you're reading this blog post, you're probably one of the few people who appreciates my ridiculously long mass emails that are sent sporadically with strings of pictures attached in attempts to "keep in touch" with loved ones.  I had a brilliant idea a short time ago that helped me realize that perhaps I should find a less intrusive way of sharing my news and updates with others; perhaps there was a way that I could write my emails and only those who wished to receive them could read them and the losers - I mean others - who aren't so interested in my happenings could choose not to read my random babblings.  So, it is with great pleasure that I announce to you my solution - it's my greatest invention yet...THE BLOG. 

That's right!  Much in the same way that Al Gore invented the internet, I invented the blog...ten years after the real guy who invented blogs.  By this I mean that my blog will be no ordinary blog.  It will be the blog of all blogs; it will go down in history as the most fantastical, ridiculous, and udderly-unnecessary-to-everyone-but-me blog of all time.  And yet, it will serve it's purpose in my life - to allow me to write in my journal consistantly, "keep in touch" with loved ones, and develop carpal-tunnel syndrome without cluttering inboxes.  So without further ado, I introduce to you J Squared!